meet Bradley —

i’m well aware of how insane becoming an ethical billionaire sounds.. you can’t just become a billionaire overnight. “& what do you mean by ethical billionaire?” i know, i know. i just need you to trust the process, because i’m determined to make this work.

anyway, i am a woman of many skills, talents & interests. i am also a woman of many irrational fears, like thunderstorms, elevators & bridges, not heights but falling & success. yes. i have a terrifying, body crippling, completely irrational fear of becoming wealthy & powerful. i'd like to say i don't know where it stems from, like i can for the others, but i think it has something to do with my very rational fear of rejection. think about it: you build this company from the ground up, give it all your sweat & tears, you watch it thrive & change your life/lifestyle for the better, then it all comes crashing down due to some unforeseen reason & you're right back to square one.

i got goosebumps & eye twitches just explaining that..

nonetheless, i had a very different vision of how life would be when i entered my thirties. so, without going down that rabbit hole with a severe anxiety attack & month long depressive episode waiting at the bottom, i thought it'd be better to shift gears & try to reintroduce:

✨ THINGS I'VE STARTED BUT NEVER CONTINUED (OR FINISHED DUE TO MANY THINGS, LIKE ADHD, LACK OF DISCIPLINE & AGAIN, THAT CRIPPLING FEAR OF THINKING "OH, THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK") ✨

it's a very long list, sadly, but we’ll circle back to that another day.

these will be the things that catapult me into my billionaire baby era! on my journey to becoming an ethical billionaire, one of the commitments i made was to give back to my community, so i thought it would be cute to start a patreon & have you join me on some of these ventures, if you’re interested of course! i thought it would be cool to offer my services, because as a person whose main interest is to turn hobbies into business opportunities, i've learned to do many, many, MANY things. i have absolutely no issues playing a part in making you successful & keeping you on track, just myself. but we’re slowly changing on that because this is the year!


k, i’m done rambling. it was a pleasure to meet you baby! talk soon! 💘🍒✨☁️